Shows - Chelsea Heights Hotel, Chelsea Heights, VIC 3196

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We look forward to hearing from you. Rock on!

  • Thu 3rd December 2015
Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show

Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show

Featuring Franky, Kev the Kiwi, Vanessa, The Dwarf Bikie, The Monga plus Special Mystery Guests
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Fat Pizza vs Housos Xmas Show...It's Fully Sik Straya!!!

You've seen the movie, now see the Fat Pizza & Housos go toe to toe live on stage just in time for Christmas!!

You be the judge... you decide who is the funnier and most staunch!

It's the ultimate clash of the TV comedy titans!

Bigger than Ben Hur and better than finding 20 bucks in your jeans at the end of dole week!

See the guys do what they do best.......Drink, party, thong people and get totally sick!!!!

Crack out your designer Uggies and let the crusty characters you know so well entertain you.

The Press say... "Unapologetically crass, politically incorrect but funny satire of life" - Today Tonight

"Anyone in need of a good (totally un-PC) laugh should get on down and hang out with the Housos!" - Herald Sun

*Warning: May Contain Images of Nuts.
Contains 25% more laughs than any other show!
This show contains offensive language, nudity and a lot of butt cracking laughter....

Pack ya jocks tight and get ready for a wild night with the Fat Pizza & Housos crew.

  • Fri 4th December 2015
James Reyne & Moving Pictures

James Reyne & Moving Pictures

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Two iconic Australian acts team up for massive national tour

With his unfailing commitment to touring, James Reyne is set to deliver the ultimate summer double bill, hitting the road with Moving Pictures for a guaranteed memorable night of Aussie rock!

If you were a music fan in Australia in the 80s and 90, these were two names were impossible to avoid - both acts dominated the charts with multi-platinum albums and sold out tours.

This November to March, the two bands will wind their way across the country, giving fans the opportunity to relive those fabulous summer memories. James will play his solo smashes, all his Aussie Crawl hits and more, and for the first time since those halcyon years, Moving Pictures have re-formed to bring this dynamic tour de force to a pub or festival near you; ringing the bell for those fantastic, lazy, hazy, crazy, ever-lasting, unforgettable salad days of summer once again!

  • Fri 11th December 2015


With Special Guests Caligula's Horse, Jericco & Gatherer
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In a spectacularly heavy lineup, handpicked by Dead Letter Circus, Caligula's Horse will support their Brisbane buddies on all three URBAN SPREAD SUMMER SERIES shows, with Jericco and Gatherer

Dead Letter Circus stand as one of the great Australian bands, unaffected by trends and resolute in delivering epically sculpted, anti-typical rock. With a handful of classic releases and literally thousands of global touring miles to their name, Dead Letter Circus have cemented themselves as a staple of both the stage and the airwaves since making their artistic mark over a decade ago. Their third album Aesthesis was just released, debuting at #2 on the ARIA Album Charts, their third album to do so, proving once again that they're at the top of their game.

Channelling the raw honesty of rock and the skill of progressive metal into a seamless voice at once energetic, grand and forthright, and joining them for the shows, are Dead Letter Circus' Brisbane mates, Caligula's Horse are gearing up to release their most vivid, and emotional work to date - third album Bloom, due out Oct 16.

One of Australia's most unique bands, given its propensity for strong Middle-Eastern flourishes, Jericco. Creating a sound of immense and dynamic power that simply must be experienced in the flesh, Jericco's newly released second album Machine Made the Animal debuted on the iTunes Rock Charts at #3 and #12 on the AIR Charts, spawning sold out shows across the country.

Melbourne-via-Wellington beast Gatherers, having just dropped their album Heavy Hail, are used to playing monster shows.

Your mate's life is in your hands. TAC

This summer URBAN SPREAD is presented by the Transport Accident Commission as part of their Towards Zero vision of zero deaths and serious injuries on our roads. The TAC will be engaging with young Victorians within the music community and the iconic Vanessa bus and crew will be on board ensuring music lovers plan ahead, look after their mates and get home safely.

  • Thu 31st December 2015
Absolutely 80's

Absolutely 80's

New Years Eve
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The Absolutely 80's show with four of the best Aussie pop icons from the 80s this NEW YEARS EVE!!

Featuring Brian Mannix (Uncanny Xmen), Scott Carne (Kids in the Kitchen), David Sterry (Real Life) and Mark Gable ( Choirboys ) playing their big hits ..Run to Paradise, Send Me An Angel, Everybody Want to Work, Change in Mood, Catch Me I'm Falling , Boys will be Boys , 50 Years , Current Stand and more.

This massive 2 hour show is the 80's Reunion Party not to be missed.

So dust off your best 80's gear and get ready to dance, party like its 1989!! And catch the biggest and best Australian 80's stars together in one big show.

Party On after the show with our Masters Of Beats this will be one NYE you won't forget!!!

  • Early Bird Presale - $40
    Ends Mon 30th Nov

    Presale - $50
    From Tue 1st Dec

    Door - $55

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  • Tickets available at venue
  • Booking fee may apply
  • 18+ Only - Photo ID required
  • Doors Open from 8pm
  • Fri 8th January 2016


With Special Guests Clowns, Heads Of Charm & Hard Aches
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Do you ever find yourself standing in a warm, brown estuary with a leaky bag of wet bait in one hand and a yabbi pump in the other? Do you sport a dreadlocked man bun? Feed hot chips to seagulls? Ever won a meat raffle, or paid $2 for a steak dinner at the RSL? Do you sport a bumbag or a metal detector? Have you ever woken up on a deflated silver goon pillow with sunburn on the roof of your mouth?

If you answered yes, or no, to any of these questions then FRENZAL RHOMB invite you to come and re-tox with them on the amazing "FRIENDLESS SUMMER" tour, hitting URBAN SPREAD this January!

Melbourne punk rock dudes with nothing better to do, CLOWNS along with fellow punk rockers HARD ACHES and HEADS OF CHARM will support at all shows. Your mate's life is in your hands. TAC

This summer URBAN SPREAD is presented by the Transport Accident Commission as part of their Towards Zero vision of zero deaths and serious injuries on our roads. The TAC will be engaging with young Victorians within the music community and the iconic Vanessa bus and crew will be on board ensuring music lovers plan ahead, look after their mates and get home safely.

Onsale 9am Mon 2nd Nov

  • Mon 25th January 2016


with Special Guests Mantra & Ivan Ooze
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Urban Spread's Summer Series will melt faces with the announcement that Oz hip hop royalty Seth Sentry and special guests Mantra and Ivan Ooze will be bringing the cream of Australian hip hop to the Chelsea Heights Hotel on Australia day eve, January 25th 2016. Urban Spread has you covered with summer's biggest hip hop party!

One of Australia's brightest talents, Seth Sentry has squeezed a lifetime's career into just a few years, from storming his own nation's airwaves, to bringing it home (and not swearing once) on Jimmy Kimmel Live. He is a consummate showman, a gifted songwriter and the rare kind of rapper that doesn't take his own shit too seriously. Turning out hit single after hit single, his first album, This Was Tomorrow took Seth to the forefront of Australian hip hop, in the process earning him a gold record, an ARIA nomination, literally millions of YouTube views, and accolades like Channel [V] Artist of The Year. "My Scene", "Float Away" and "Dear Science" established Seth's patented blend of nostalgia and humour, and were met with massive radio play. This year's follow up, Strange New Past is already cementing Sentry's rightful place at the forefront of Australia's burgeoning hip hop scene.

For all of his smartarse humour, there has always been a dark tinge to Mantra's work. For a decade he has been one of the best MCs in Australia, loved as an underground hip-hop icon by a mix of his peers and his fans, earning the reputation of 'your favourite rapper's favourite rapper'. He's never really written for the pop charts, nor has he spent a decade laying rhyming hyperbole on himself. As he has done in his career working with troubled youth, Mantra investigates the less glamorous side of reality, looking through a microscope at the violence and mental illness abundant in a modern man's world.

Borrowing his alias from his favourite Mighty Morphin Power Rangers villain and part of the new breed of hip hop artists taking the country by storm, IVAN OOZE is pushing boundaries and connecting with his audience. His previous two singles Trippin' and Jimi Hendrix have seen him cement his social media hype into legitimate industry buzz, with massive amounts of love coming from media and tastemakers across the country.

Teaming up with TAC, Urban Spread is looking introduce a safer alternative for a new generation of music lovers in the suburbs. By creating quality events closer to home, Urban Spread is ensuring that the joy of experiencing great Australian music doesn't need to cost young lives on the road. Australian music is alive in the suburbs and with the help of TAC, Urban Spread is making sure that Australian music lovers stay alive in the suburbs!

Tickets onsale from 9am Monday 16th November

  • Fri 19th February 2016


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Things down under are looking to heat up in February 2016 when the Aussie grown troupe land down under for another sizzling Australian tour. Off the back of a sell out Australian tour earlier this year, Manpower Australia, Australia's Thunder from Down Under will appear at over 35 venues throughout Victoria, New South Wales and Queensland. With sexy new recruits, fresh new choreography and brand new state of the art production it's going to get hot!

Recognised as the No.1 male revue in the world, Manpower Australia has grown from a humble Queensland beginning, to become the market leader in women's entertainment. This year Australia's Thunder from Down Under celebrated 15 years residency at The Excalibur Casino in Las Vegas, no other Australian entertainment act has achieved such prestige and notoriety in the entertainment capital of the world. The Aussie grown sensation is performing up to 13 sell out shows a week in Vegas, plus a touring troupe that spends 40 weeks a year touring the USA, Hong Kong & New Zealand. It seems women all over the world just love our Aussie guys. In fact, the group have drawn a huge media attention with most recently being honoured to have a fun (and family-friendly) cameo appearance in Disney's new movie - "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day," Starring Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner.

Also appearing on numerous TV shows including Beauty and the Geek (2014), Ellen, The View, Project Runaway, 60 Minutes New Zealand, Drop Dead Divas, Today Show (US), The Morning Show (Aus), Entertainment Tonight and was voted ''The 12 Top Sexiest Jobs in Las Vegas" by the E! Entertainment Network.

  • Fri 8th April 2016
Rodney Rude

Rodney Rude

Stiff Pensioner
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Rodney Rude caught syphilis in Melbourne some years back, but because he loves his fans so much, and to prove he bears no grudges, he is back in Melbourne for the comedy festival. Rude has sold over 3 million albums including a number one national hit with absolutely no radio airplay. Rodney Rude needs no introduction to Australian audiences, the success of his first album made Rodney Rude a household name, and his catch phrase, "You know what I hate?", has passed into Australian colloquial speech. It has been almost 6 years since Rude's last sell-out Melbourne tour and fans can expect great joyfulness from the man with the most recognizable laugh in show biz.

Join Rodney Rude on his "STIFF Pensioner" Tour at selected Venues.

Small sample of topics up for discussion: Revenge Porn, B.F.Cs, Bird Calls, You know what I hate, Freaks, a goat's ball sack, five prime ministers, Rude has red dye injected into balls to satisfy Bella the vampire from 'Twilight'. // //


Seating Mode: Theatre-style non-allocated seating. If you would like to sit together you must arrive together.

  • Sun 24th April 2016
Australian Made Show

Australian Made Show

Anzac Day Eve
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Chelsea Heights Hotel explodes with an Oz Rock Trifecta bringing together the music of three of Australian Rock music's biggest bands, INXS, Cold Chisel and the mighty Midnight Oil.

Australia's most renowned tribute bands INXSIVE, Gold Chisel and The Midnight Oil Show come together in one super concert at one of Melbourne's most iconic live music venues...

INXS helped shape the Australian musical landscape in the 80's and 90's.

Cold Chisel we're unquestionably one of the finest and most respected rock groups in Australian history.

And Midnight Oil were more than just a rock & roll band!!

Join Inxsive, Gold Chisel and The Oils for "Australian Made"!!!